Who Feeds the »Fat Cat«?

Clara Herr­mann fühlt sich in Lon­don plötz­lich reich. Dar­über freuen kann sie sich nicht rich­tig. Die Wirt­schafts­krise hat Lon­don durch­ein­an­der gebracht.

On this sunny first of April the image of the finan­cial centre of Lon­don has chan­ged. On Bishops­gate the usual sece­nery with men in suits stan­ding outs­ide the mighty buil­dings smo­king ciga­ret­tes or rus­hing through the con­ge­sted traf­fic is repla­ced by a colour­ful hustle and bustle of music, dance and Speakers-Corner-like hap­pe­nings. Tents and bicy­cles block the street and a bright ban­ner stret­ched bet­ween some ban­king hou­ses shows what it›s all about: “Nature doesn›t do bail outs”. It is the day before the G20 are descen­ding on the city in a sum­mit to address the cur­rent glo­bal cri­sis and pro­tes­ters give vent to their anger.

Lis­ten­ing to the spee­ches I feel slightly asha­med. I know full well that the money misery makes my stu­dent life in Lon­don a lot easier. The weak pound brought me unex­pec­ted finan­cial relief. It is in fact the per­fect time to study in Lon­don. One man›s meat is ano­ther man›s poison.

First comes a full stomach …

At the Uni­ver­sity Col­lege of Lon­don, where I study as an Eras­mus affi­liate the anger one could feel on the streets turns into anxiety. The finan­cial cri­sis is also a gra­duate job cri­sis. “Recession-proof your career” says an advert on the university›s pin­boards. But the 180 year old insti­tu­tion its­elf, which was foun­ded to pro­vide a pro­gres­sive alter­na­tive to other insti­tu­ti­ons› social exclu­si­vity, seems to have for­got­ton their own responsi­bi­lity. It is an open secret that the lea­ders of the UCL plan to increase tui­tion fees. Stu­dents at the Faculty of Arts and Huma­nities for instance alre­ady pay £3,145 per annum for stu­dy­ing a Bache­lor of Arts. This could be dou­bled in a few years as some con­cer­ned uni­ver­sity lec­tu­rers tell me. For­mer ide­als are mun­ched by the “fat-cat”. Jeremy Bent­ham, the spi­ri­tual father of the uni­ver­sity, who›s pre­ser­ved ske­le­ton sits watching in a woo­den cabi­net in the main buil­ding, must be little amused.

And the stu­dents? Their hunt for credit points keeps them busy. £20 000 debts after gra­dua­tion is no curio­sity so stu­dy­ing has to be effec­tive. But some start to feel like they have been chea­ted. The fees were mainly accep­ted because of the good jobs and high sala­ries a degree pro­mi­ses, but the future seems to be very uncer­tain now.

Poor but sexy

But the Brits‹ famous sense of humour is not gone with the cri­sis. They make the credit crunch a fashion. Robin Hood dres­ses and seedy ban­k­e­rout­fits can be seen at “Low life par­ties”. Altough pomp and gla­mour isn›t in vogue these days, the show must go on. Defi­antly hol­ding a drink in the hand the reces­sion can be bea­ten with a smile. With asto­nis­hing natu­ral­ness the slo­gans of every day life have chan­ged. The busi­ness lunch is repla­ced by the “credit crunch meal deal” and the news­pa­pers now elect the best loo­king “bro­ken bro­ker” instead of the hot­test busi­ness man. Berlin›s mayor Klaus Wower­eit, who knows about the gla­mour of poverty could supply his Lon­don coun­ter­part Boris John­son with the per­fect slo­gan to pro­mote the city at the moment: “Lon­don is poor but sexy?”

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